- Be brutal.
- Don’t be gay.
- Any one who isnt brutal, is gay…
- Be gore.
- Try and be brutal gore if at all possible.
- Hate powermetal.
- Always end the name of your band with the postfix “Ation” (Suffocation, Immolation, Incantation, Tribulation, etc.)
- If you can’t think of any name with “Ation” replace it with “Ment” (Enthrallment, Dismemberment, Abolishment, Cadaverment, etc.)
- Ok, let’s say you still can’t think of any name…there’s still “Ence” for you (Abhorrence, Vehemence, Benevolence, Decadence, etc.)
- Chances are you’ll end up naming your band Disgorge anyway.
Rules 11 through 101 after the jump.




